“You weren’t listening, were you?” my wife said to me, although I thought that was a strange way to start a conversation.
Anyway, we’re getting on fine, although last time she was thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker, but I think she was bluffing… And the other day he was complaining that I wasn’t smiling anymore. Well, I don’t know, the day before that he was adamant that he wanted a serious relationship. Maybe it’s because I quit my job. I was a treadmill tester, but I just felt like I was getting nowhere. I feel much more qualified than that. For example, I’m not one of those flat earth believers who are particularly burdened by this viral situation because they fear that the current mandatory one-and-a-half meter clearance measure will push some people over the edge.
OK, I have to admit I have my fears too. For example, I am terrified of tsunamis. When my wife and I met and this came up, she asked me how serious my phobia was. I said I don’t know, it comes in waves… As I look at the vast majority of people, I have to conclude that 99.9% of them are just plain stupid. Lucky for me, I’m in the other 1%. Plus, most of them are immediately judgmental, good thing I can tell which one just by looking at them! My friend, on the other hand, is not so observant. Nothing proves this better than the last time he went to the dentist, the doctor told him: — This is going to hurt a…
